November 2010
46 posts
my friend and law enforcement
cop: Alright! wheres the alcohol people? where is it... where is it.
me: we don't know where it is cause WE DON'T LIVE HERE
cop: just cause you don't live here doesn't mean you don't know where it is.
me: not if i haven't had anything to drink....
cop: i don't know that.
me: you want to check my alcohol level?
cop: do i look i have anything on me to do that.
me: i don't know that...
October 2010
59 posts
Watchwhoeverheis-:
Moments Between Sleep (Acoustic) | VersaEmerge
BOOMER!: change one word in a movie title to:... →
itskeybitch:
howtosuckafuck:
morgan-freeman:
tiffanydurden:
chaddylancooper:
consciencekills:
necrophiliaa:
sabbyvee:
nothingbutaletdown:
reachtothesky:
kikiiirenee:
greenfishyellowfish:
callmecastle:
fuckyoureweird:
taking others and flipping them:
Penis Story,
Penis Girls,
Penis of Rock,
The Penis Network,
aaaaannnd Penis Potter
